Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
Anonymous asked: what's an advent calendar?
MOTHER FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE SOME PLACES WHERE YOU DONT GET ADVENT CALENDARS
OK LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
THAT IS AN ADVENT CALENDAR
IT HAS 24 (OR SOMETIMES 25) DOORS AND YOU HAVE TO OPEN ONE EVERY DAY FROM DECEMBER 1ST UP TO CHRISTMAS EVE
AND YOU KNOW WHAT’S BEHIND EACH DOOR?
MOTHER FUCKIN CHOCOLATE
AND IF THAT AINT THE RAWEST SHIT ALIVE THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS OK